Yo mama 2....

[cherrysmum]

chubby checkers..hahahahahahahaha

[cherrysis]

we like fat jokes huh??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[cherrysmum]

I just like jokes...I love redneck and blond jokes..

[cherrysis]

Old people jokes??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[adpz]

Speaking of old...

Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is old her birth certificatte is in Roman Numerals.

Yo mama is so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

[cherrysmum]

we need some more yo mama stuff...and blond stuff..even lawyer stuff is funny

[ellanoize]

You mamma is so tight, when she farts only dogs can hear it.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?...The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

[cherrysmum]

eyelids clap hahahahahahahahha

[ellanoize]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.


Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

[cherrysmum]

hahahaha wheat thicks hahahahahahahahhahahahaah